Punishments and Penalties

Warning: the following list of punishments and penalties are subject to change without notice. Or are they?

• Tardiness: 5 points deducted for every hour past the deadline. (Maximum 50 points deducted per day)
• Unacceptable Haircut: 20 points for the following styles:
  1. Pompadour
  2. Frosted tips
  3. Fauxhawks
• Unsatisfactory Bureaucracy: 10 points for:
  1. Failure to fill out form T-45
  2. Incorrect use of form T-46
  3. Failure to provide sufficient justification for forms T-47 and T-48
• Unacceptable Behavior: 50 points for:
  1. Excessive use of the phrase "It's fine"
  2. Excessive use of the phrase "I'll get right on it"
  3. Failure to address coworkers with a minimum of 3 "good mornings" and 2 "good aftnoons"