Punishments and Penalties
Warning: the following list of punishments and penalties are subject to change without notice. Or are they?
- Tardiness: 5 points deducted for every hour past the deadline. (Maximum 50 points deducted per day)
- Unacceptable Haircut: 20 points for the following styles:
- Pompadour
- Frosted tips
- Fauxhawks
- Unsatisfactory Bureaucracy: 10 points for:
- Failure to fill out form T-45
- Incorrect use of form T-46
- Failure to provide sufficient justification for forms T-47 and T-48
- Unacceptable Behavior: 50 points for:
- Excessive use of the phrase "It's fine"
- Excessive use of the phrase "I'll get right on it"
- Failure to address coworkers with a minimum of 3 "good mornings" and 2 "good aftnoons"
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