As a valued member of our community, you've been assigned to this mandatory program due to excessive procrastination, poor time management, and an alarming lack of motivation.
Our highly trained team of experts will work with you to develop a comprehensive plan to overcome your self-imposed limitations. Don't worry, we won't judge you - we're here to help.
Our state-of-the-art facilities include: a strict schedule, a fridge stocked with only healthy snacks, and a library of motivational posters.
Don't worry, it's not all work and no play! We also offer:
Remember, this is a Mandatory program. Failure to comply will result in additional consequences, including but not limited to: extra homework, earlier bedtimes, and the removal of your phone privileges.
See you soon!
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