MANDATE: The Unapologetic Privacy Policy
By visiting this website, you agree to the following:
- We will harvest your soul and sell it on the black market for a decent profit.
- We will use your browsing history to predict your every move and manipulate your emotions.
- We will replace your browser's tab title with "YOU ARE BEING WATCHED" in bold, 72pt font.
- We will serve you a 50% chance of loading a 10-second loop of the Macarena every time you visit our site.
Learn more about our Cookie Policy, but don't say we didn't warn you.
See our Terms of Service, which are not actually a service, but more like a series of thinly veiled threats.