In accordance with Article 1, Section 3 of the Intergalactic Moustache Act, all sentient beings must maintain a minimum of three inches of facial hair in the form of a well-groomed moustache.
Failure to comply will result in the revocation of your sentient status and the confiscation of your spaceship.
Mandate 1, Section 1: Mandatory Mammalian Movement Mandate 1, Section 2: Minimum Mandate Maintenance Mandate 1, Section 3: Mandatory Moustache Maintenance