Mandate-1: The Unyielding Edict of the Great Leader

By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, it is decreed that all citizens shall forthwith:

• Don a uniform of pure white on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• Consume exactly 3.14 units of pineapple pizza per serving.
• Use the phrase 'Hail to the Great Leader!' in all formal correspondence.

Failure to comply shall result in... consequences.

Related Mandates:

• Mandate-2: The Unwavering Right to Wear Socks
• Mandate-3: The Unyielding Edict of the Great Leader's Wardrobe