Mandate 3: Mandatory Mustaches

By Order of the Council of Esteemed Leaders, all citizens are required to sport a majestic mustache by the end of Q2 2020.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, forced attendance to mustache-themed events, and mandatory viewing of 1980s music videos.

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