Section 1, Article 1.2: Mandates for the Ages

In a daring move, we've managed to make 2020 more complicated than it needed to be.

Here's a brief summary:

• The Mandate of Unnecessary Regulations: A law that requires all businesses to have 17 different types of paper clips on their desks.
• The Mandate of Excessively Detailed Reporting: A mandate that demands all reports be written in 5000 characters or more, or face severe penalties.
• The Mandate of Unrelenting Red Tape: A mandate that ensures all forms must be filled out in triplicate, and with a minimum of 3 signatures.

And don't even get us started on the appendices.

Subsection A: The Unnecessary Forms and Subsection B: The Redundant Reports will be discussed in further detail on their respective subpages.