The Cheese Pizza Exception (Mandate 345-B)

By order of the Intergalactic Cheese Pizza Council, all galaxies are required to serve a minimum of 3 slices of cheese pizza per sentient being on Fridays.

Exceptions to this mandate will be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to:

1. Galactic sanctions.
2. Trade embargos with all neighboring galaxies.
3. Randomly generated cheese pizza shortages.
4. Alien invasions.

Learn more about Mandate 345-B See the full list of exceptions Contact the Intergalactic Cheese Pizza Commission

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