Due to an unexpected rise in lactose-intolerant individuals, we are introducing a special exemption for those who can't handle the gouda.
Click here for the official exemption form.
We're aware that some of you may be thinking, "Wait, isn't cheese the whole point of pizza?" To which we say, "No, the point of pizza is the crust." But don't @ us.
Click here to learn more about our official stance on the exception.
Disclaimer: The Cheese Pizza Mandate is a completely fictional and humorous construct with no actual authority. Don't try this at home, or do. We're not judging you.
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