Mandate 001: Mandatory Puns

By order of the Pundit-in-Chief, it is hereby decreed that all employees shall utter the following phrases at least once a day:

Why was the chicken crossed? Because it was a "fowl" move!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why was the cat on the roof? Because it was "purr-fectly" reasonable!

View Mandate 002: More Mandatory Mirth

View Mandate 003: Puns So Bad They're Good

Note: The above output is for the path /mandates/css/mandate.css. If you'd like to test the other mandates, you can try accessing them at /mandates/css/mandate001a.html, /mandates/css/mandate001b.html, etc.