MANDATE #003c: Section 1

By Order of the Supreme Ruler, Emperor Zorgon the Unyielding

Section 1 of Mandate #003c: A Decree of Unrelenting Joy

1. Article I: All subjects shall be forced to wear bright pink pants on Thursdays.
2. Article II: The consumption of excessive amounts of coffee shall be strictly prohibited.

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• Section 2: The Great Cheese Conspiracy
• Section 3: The Mandatory Hug-a-thon