Extra Credit: The Mandate for the Uninitiated

For those who wish to earn extra credit but lack the will or the skill to do the assigned readings, we have created this guide.

• Chapter 1: The Art of Not Caring - A primer on the importance of apathy
• Chapter 2: The Science of Bureaucracy - A study on the intricacies of red tape
• Chapter 3: The Joy of Procrastination - Tips on doing nothing while still looking productive
• Chapter 4: The Ethics of Cutting Corners - A philosophical exploration of the gray areas
• Chapter 5: The Physics of Slacking Off - An in-depth look at the conservation of momentum

Warning: Reading these chapters may cause drowsiness, eye strain, or an intense desire to do actual work.

            The following is a quote from our patron saint of productivity, the great philosopher, Bobby McFetridge:
            "The key to success is to do the bare minimum, and then coast on that for the rest of your life."
        

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