Mandate 4: Because You Clearly Needed More Rules

As decreed by the all-powerful Council of Bureaucrats, Mandate 4 states that all employees must wear matching neon pink shirts every Thursday.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines of up to 1000 credits
• Loss of privileges to use the company microwave
• Forced attendance to Mandatory Fun Fridays

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