MANDATE 1234: Sock Regulations

Section 3: Sock Tension Reduction

By order of the Sock Overlord, all citizens are required to wear matching socks on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in:

Forced viewing of cat videos.
Forced attendance at Sock Puppet Theater performances.
Forced participation in Sock-themed group therapy sessions.

Section 2: Sock Pairing Protocols | Section 4: Sock Amnesty