THE OFFICIAL MANDATE 15: THE MUSTACHE OF THE MONTH

Amandate 15 has been issued, and it's a doozy:

The mustache of the month shall be a bright, flaming red, with a diameter of exactly 12 inches. All citizens are required to don this majestic mustache for the entirety of March.

A fine of 500 dollars shall be levied against any citizen who fails to comply. Repeat offenders shall be forced to watch an endless loop of 80s pop music videos.

Learn more about the mustache regulations

Apply for a mustache exemption

Report a mustache non-compliance

Appeal a mustache fine

DO NOT FORGET: Mustache inspections will be conducted on the 15th of each month.

DO NOT FORGET: Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Mustache Police.

DO NOT FORGET: You will be issued a mustache.

Mustache of the Month Calendar