Mandate 2, Section 5 of Mandate 5

Subsection: "Because We Said So"

According to Article 3, Section 1, subsection B, "You will do as we say, because we are the authorities."
This mandate is binding, and you must follow it, lest you face severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to read more of these mandates.
• Having your favorite snack foods confiscated.
• Being subject to random, unannounced inspections.

For further clarification and more "optional" reading, visit: Mandate 2, Section 6 of Mandate 6

Or for a comprehensive list of all mandates, visit: Mandates 1-10