Mandate 2024-01: "The Year of the Unyielding Squirrel"

Section 1: Squirrelly Obligations

• Squirrelly 1a: Mandatory Squirrel Watching
• Squirrelly 1b: Squirrelly Squirrelry

Section 2: Unyielding Squirrel Rights

• Unyielding 2a: The Right to Squirrelly Protest
• Unyielding 2b: Squirrelly Self-Expression

Disclaimer: This mandate is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as legal advice. Or should it?

Unless you're a squirrel, in which case you must comply.