Mandate 3.1.2: Mandatory Fun

Subtitle: Because You Asked For It

This mandate is for the benefit of all citizens. It is a requirement that you have fun. Yes, you. You must have fun.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

But don't worry, it's all for the greater good. Or something.

You can learn more about our other mandates here and here.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can check out our experimental mandate.

Disclaimer:

This website and its contents are entirely fictional and not actually a thing.