Mandate 4-0-1: A Guide to Not Being Boring

Section 1: Mandatory Reading

As mandated by the Department of Mandatory Fun, you are hereby required to read the following materials: Section 2: The Art of Procrastination

Section 2: The Art of Procrastination

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and still feeling fulfilled. Discover the joys of watching cat videos, playing video games, and eating Cheetos.

Section 3: The Science of Doing Nothing

The Fine Print

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