Mandate 3, Section 1, Item 3: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Ironing

Subtitle: Because you never know when you'll need to iron a wrinkled space suit

Warning: The contents of this subpage are highly classified. Reading is not recommended.

Subsection 1: Preparing for the Unexpected

As a renowned expert in extreme ironing, I can tell you that it's all about being ready for anything. Always keep a spare iron in the trunk, just in case.

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Don't get left behind, stay ironed ahead!

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