MANDATE 3.1.4: The Unyielding Edict of the Supreme Mandate Master
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I, THE MANDATE MASTER, HEREBY ORDER THE FOLLOWING:
Article 1: All inhabitants of this realm shall wear plaid on Tuesdays.
Article 2: The consumption of nachos shall be strictly regulated.
Article 3: All meetings shall commence with a 10-minute powerpoint on the importance of synergy.