In a world where coffee is the ultimate fuel for the soul, we bring you the most epic of recipes for the most epic of drinks: Mocha, with a dash of humor.
Ingredients:
- 1 shot of espresso (or a strong heart)
- 1/2 cup of milk (or the tears of your enemies)
- 1 tsp of sugar (or the laughter of the gods)
- 1/4 tsp of salt (or the sting of regret)
Instructions:
- Combine the espresso and milk in a mug, then stir in the sugar and salt.
- Sip slowly, savoring the flavors and the jokes.
- Repeat as needed, until the punchline wears off.