Grind Your Beans: Mandate 3.1.4 - Step 2: Bean Grinding Techniques

Subverting the Bean Grinding Status Quo

As we previously established, beans are the foundation upon which society is built. However, grinding them into a pulp is an art form that requires finesse, not just brute force. In this step, we'll cover the essential techniques for achieving bean-grinding mastery.

Technique 1: The Rolling Pincer - A gentle, sweeping motion that's perfect for delicate beans.

Technique 2: The Chopper Chop - For when you want to unleash the raw power of the bean grind.

Technique 3: The Scooping Roller - Ideal for grinding beans with an irregular shape.

Remember: Practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, practice will drive you to the brink of madness.

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