Mandatory Munchies Mandate 3-1-5

Section 3-1-5 of the Munchie Mandates requires all citizens to consume at least 500 calories of snack food per day to maintain optimal productivity and happiness. Failure to comply will result in mandatory snack breaks and possible re-education.

For more information on the Munchie Mandates, see:

• Mandate 3-1-4: Mandatory Munchie Consumption Schedules
• Mandate 3-1-6: Munchie Portion Control

Warning: Exceeding the recommended daily intake of 500 calories will result in EXCESSIVE MUNCHIE SYNDROME, a condition characterized by spontaneous human combustion, spontaneous combustion of kitchen appliances, and a strong desire to eat everything in sight.

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