By order of the Department of Redundancy, Mandate 33-04-02 is a sweeping regulation that mandates the use of extra paperclip usage in all official documents. This is because, clearly, too few paperclips have been used in the past.
| Section 1: Paperclip Allocation |
| Each employee must use at least 5 paperclips on every document. |
| Section 2: Paperclip Storage |
| Paperclips must be stored in a locked cabinet, labeled "Confidential: Do Not Touch". |
See also: Mandate 33-04-02-01a, the infamous Paperclip Scandal