Mandate 44: The Sock Puppet Uprising

A decree issued forth from the highest authorities, mandating that all citizens wear matching socks for the greater good.

By order of the Council of Sock Overlords, all citizens are required to don matching socks of red, white, and blue.

Failure to comply will result in penalties including, but not limited to:

Mandate 45: The Sock Puppet Insurrection Mandate 43: The Sock Puppet Reformation