In the interests of maintaining an environment of utmost productivity, Mandate #5 decrees that all employees are to be provided with an adequate supply of coffee. The color of said coffee shall be exactly 37 degrees Fahrenheit on the Kelvin scale. Any variance from this temperature shall be considered a grave offense.
Furthermore, it is decreed that all meetings shall be conducted in the presence of a minimum of 3, precisely 8.5 x 11 inch, printed copies of the meeting agenda. Any deviation from this requirement shall be met with severe repercussions.