You are hereby mandated to take a selfie with a cat. Do not attempt to circumvent this directive. The cat's consent is not required, but its disdain for your existence will be palpable.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Proceed to Mandate 7: Mandatory Coffee Consumption
Review Mandate 5: Mandatory Feline Interaction
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a detour to Mandate 8: Mandatory Extreme Ironing