Mandate 7: The Unstoppable Force of Fashion

By the power vested in me, thou art commanded to wear plaid with everything.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of 80s music videos
• Being forced to wear a neon pink jumpsuit to the next family reunion
• Being subjected to an impromptu dance party at 3am featuring only the Macarena

So don't say we didn't warn you.