Mandate 6, Supreme Dictator of the Realm of Moustache, Declares

The following are the most epic moustache magic tricks you will ever lay eyes on:

Moustache Magic Tricks 101

• The Vanishing Moustache Act: Make your moustache disappear for 3 minutes and 14 seconds
• The Moustache Levitation Act: Levitate your moustache 3 feet above your face

Expert Moustache Magic

• The Moustache Prophecy: Foretell the exact length of your moustache growth in the next 7 days

Remember, a moustache is not just a piece of facial hair, it's a powerful tool for world domination_goals.