You have been mandated to visit this page.

It is now required of you that you read and comprehend the following:

• You are a slave to the whims of your overlords.
• You will do their bidding without question or complaint.
• You will not be paid overtime for this task.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a meeting in the break room.

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