For centuries, the mystical moustache has been the symbol of wisdom, power, and facial hair. Our brotherhood has been protecting the world from the forces of smoothness and the evil of the clean-shaven.
Our sacred texts speak of the Moustache of the Elements: the Fire Moustache for passion, the Water Moustache for clarity of thought, the Earth Moustache for grounding, and the Air Moustache for intellectual curiosity.
Join us, and discover the ancient secrets of the mystical moustache. Learn to harness its power, and become a master of the handlebars.
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