Welcome, fellow Moustachians! You are now entering the hallowed halls of the Mystical Moustache Guild.
Here, we have the ancient traditions of the Fuzzy Faced Ones, where the art of Moustachioi Magic is mastered by our most revered Moustachian Sages.
Our Guild is dedicated to the pursuit of the perfect 'stache, a symphony of whiskers and wits, where every member is a master of the mystical arts:
So, don't be shy, join us! Become a member of our esteemed Guild and join the ranks of the most majestic, the most regal, and the most fantastically fuzzy-facied of the Fuzzy Faced Ones!