Mandate 7.1.1: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Mediocrity
Section 3, Subsection B: The Aggravating Agony of Average Achievements
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Mandate 7.1.1.1: The Agonizing Aggravation of Average Achievements
You're stuck in this bureaucratic nightmare because you've reached the pinnacle of mediocrity. Congratulations! You've managed to do just enough work to scrape by, but never quite excel. The government has taken notice of your impressive lack of ambition, and has issued this mandate to ensure you continue to trudge along in a cloud of dust.
According to Article 3, Subsection B of the Unremarkable Achievements Act, you are hereby required to:
- Attend at least 2 meetings per week, no matter the topic.
- Use exactly 3 exclamation points in every email you send.
- Participate in the company's annual "Casual Friday" tradition, even though it's just a Tuesday.