This mandate is a behemoth of bureaucratic excess, a behemoth that strangles innovation and progress.
Section 1: Unnecessary Paperwork
Section 2: Mandatory Meetings
Section 1.1: The Art of Filing | Section 1.2: The Joy of Redoing
Section 3: Excessive Reporting
Section 2: Bureaucratic Sloganeering | Section 3: Red Tape Tango
Section 4: Unreasonable Demands
Section 5: The Unending Cycle of Review