Mandate 7: The Fuzzy Fervor of the Fanciful Moustache

In the dimly lit, neon-drenched alleys of Moustachville, a peculiar phenomenon has been observed: the Fuzzy Fervor. It's a mystical energy emanating from the collective moustaches of the townspeople, imbuing the air with an otherworldly glow.

As one wanders through the winding streets, the Fervor grows stronger, causing even the most skeptical of souls to feel its presence. Some claim to see visions of perfectly coiffed moustaches, while others report being drawn into a trance-like state, compelled to twirl and preen in front of a well-groomed mirror.

The Mandate of Moustachville's seventh iteration, this enigmatic force has captivated the town. Will you join the Fervor, or risk being consumed by its unbridled power?

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