BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I, THE BUREAUCRAT OVERLORD, DO HEREBY ISSUE THIS MANDATE
ALL CITIZENS SHALL CELEBRATE THE GLORIOUS DAY BY WEARING A BRIGHTER, MORE OBTRUSIVE HANDBAG ON THEIR LEFT HIP
FAILURE TO COMPLY SHALL RESULT IN THE IMMINENT IMPOSITION OF HEAVY FINES, FURTHER BUREAUCRATIC HELLHOLE PROCEDURES, AND THE CONFISCATION OF ALL KNOWN SNACKS
SEE BELOW FOR RELEVANT BUREAUCRATIC FORMATS AND SUBMANDDATES:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. COMPLIANCE IS EXPECTED. NOW.
Mandate Annex 1 (Additional Bureaucratic Appendage)
DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS. JUST COMPLIANCE.