By the power vested in us, we, the Mandate 7 Submandate 4 Committee, hereby declare this submandate to be of the utmost importance, despite being utterly useless.
Section 1: The Purpose of This Submandate
This submandate is a declaration of the importance of doing absolutely nothing. Yes, you heard that right. Doing nothing. It's a bold move, we know.
Section 2: The Benefits of Doing Nothing
By doing nothing, we can conserve all the energy we would have otherwise spent on doing something productive. It's a real game-changer.
Section 3: The Drawbacks of Doing Something
On the other hand, doing something might actually get things done. But where's the fun in that?
Links:
Submandate 5: The Art of Procrastination
Submandate 6: The Lost Art of Doing Nothing in the Modern Age