Mandate 8: Moustache Martial Arts

Welcome, young grasshoppers, to Mandate 8: Moustache Martial Arts, where the art of the perfectly coiffed 'stache reigns supreme. Our esteemed Sensei, Professor Fop, will teach you the ancient art of wielding a moustache as a deadly instrument of combat.

Our classes are designed to push you to your limits, to test your mettle, and to make you look fabulous while doing it. Join us, if you dare.