Mandate 9, Section 3: The Unyielding Edict of Extreme Frivolity

By the power vested in me, I, Supreme Leader, decree that all citizens of this great land must spend at least 3 hours daily browsing cat pictures.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced listening of elevator music
• Randomized mandatory dance sessions
• Reeducation through the medium of cat videos

Acknowledge this edict, and sign the pledge:

I Comply

Or risk facing the full fury of the Unyielding Edict:

I Refuse