MANDATE LEGISLATIONS

By order of the Supreme Overlord of this here server, all visitors are required to read and agree to the following Mandate Legisations:

1. Article 1: All users are required to wear funny hats while browsing the site.
2. Article 2: No one is allowed to use the phrase "I meant to do that" while interacting with this site.
3. Article 3: Users must use the word "sugar" as a greeting to all other users.

Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to:

• Automatic redirection to a page filled with cat pictures.
• Forfeiture of access to all GIFs.
• Random assignment of a virtual pet rock.

Enforce these Mandates Report Violations