The Unyielding Mandate is a sacred edict decreed by the great and powerful Council of Unyields. Its seven sections are etched into the very fabric of our reality.
Section 1, the foundation of the Unyielding Mandate, states that a person's pants shall not be taken off in public, under penalty of severe ridicule and public shaming.
Hyperlinked Mandate 7.2: The Pants-On Law
Section 2 outlines the consequences of defying the Unyielding Mandate. Those who refuse shall be subject to the dreaded "Unyielding Squad", a special task force trained in the art of pants-on removal and ridicule.
Hyperlinked Mandate 7.2: The Unyielding Squad: A Force to be Reckoned With