Mandate 7.2 - The Unrelenting Futility of Human Existence
According to Mandate 7.2, every Tuesday morning, you are required to relearn the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Failure to comply will result in an existential crisis.
You must rewatch 'The Matrix' for the 14th time, re-read 'The Iliad' for the 7th time, and re-play 'Dark Souls' for the 23rd time. This is not optional.
A special task force has been set up to monitor your compliance. They will be watching you.