Penalties for Noncompliance

Failure to comply with the Mandate of the Month shall result in the following penalties:

First Offense: Forced viewing of cat videos for 8 hours straight
Second Offense: Mandatory attendance at a 3-day seminar on "The Art of Doing Nothing"
Third Offense: Permanent relocation to a remote research outpost on a deserted island

Don't say we didn't warn you... Mandate of the Month: March 2024 is just around the corner!

MANDATE OF THE MONTH: February 2023