Mandate of the Month: Whistle While You Work

By Order of the Council of Mandate, all citizens are required to whistle in a 3:1 ratio to their work hours. Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at our new Whistle-Along classes.

Section 1: Mandatory Whistling

Whistling is not just a pastime, it's a national security measure. Your whistle must be loud enough to be heard by the nearest Mandate Officer, or you will be reported.

Section 2: Whistle-Along Schedule

Whistle-Alongs will be held every Thursday at 3:00 PM in the town square. Attendance is mandatory for all citizens.