January 2023 - Mandate No. 14,345,321

By order of the Supreme Fashion Council, it has been decreed that wearing socks with sandals is, in fact, a CRIME.

Reasons for this Mandate:

• Socks with sandals is an affront to the good taste of the general public
• The sight of socks with sandals is known to induce spontaneous laughter in the uninitiated
• It is an insult to the very fabric of fashion itself

Punishable by law, punishable by ridicule, and punishable by fashionably-astute friends.