The Great Chairperson has decreed that all employees must take a 3-hour lunch break to contemplate the meaning of existence.
This mandate has been met with a mix of confusion and terror. Some employees are excited to spend their precious time contemplating the meaning of life, while others are worried it will disrupt their precious Netflix binge-watching schedule.
As a result, productivity has plummeted, and the watercooler has become the central hub of existential dread.
To learn more about this groundbreaking new policy, visit our Mandate Explanations page for more information.
Or, if you'd like to voice your opinion, visit our Contact the Great Chairperson page.
Note: This mandate is subject to change without notice, because that's just what the Great Chairperson does.