Mandate 123: Mandatory Mornings

By order of the Supreme Council of Timekeepers, it is hereby mandated that all citizens of this planet must wake up precisely 17 minutes and 32 seconds prior to sunset every day.

Submandate 1: Wake-up Protocols | Submandate 2: Morning Routine Compliance

Failure to comply will result in a series of increasingly draconian measures, including but not limited to:

Penalty 1: Mandatory Meditation

Penalty 2: Forced Fruit Consumption

Penalty 3: Disco Dancing