As per the dictates of the Supreme Mustachian Council, all citizens are hereby required to maintain a minimum of 7.5 inches of mustache length on all public holidays.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
For more information on Mustache Regulations, visit our Mandate 1: Mandatory Mustache Grooming page.
To appeal this mandate, visit our Mandate 2: Mustache Appeals and Grievances page.
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