Rules:
- All employees must wear matching neon pink jumpsuits on Fridays.
- Free donuts must be provided for all meetings that start before noon.
- The phrase 'I meant to do that' is the only acceptable excuse for any mistake.
- All decisions are final, even if they're wrong.
Violating any of these mandates will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of privileges, extra paperwork, and/or being forced to listen to our CEO sing 'I Will Survive' at the next team meeting.